What is the definition of Princeton Blood Cells?

Princeton blood cells? Now, imagine if you're at a Princeton football game and one of your teammates gets injured. The on-field doctor would probably just say, "Just call Princeton blood cells." But here's the twist: these aren't your ordinary blood cells, they're the elite, the superheroes, and the only ones who can turn a concussion into a career-defining moment in sports! They're called "granulocytes" (yes, really) and they're the blood cells that do the heavy lifting - fighting off the bad guys (bacteria, viruses, yeep, me) that try to sneak into your bloodstream like a sneaky vampire.

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But here's the edgy side: "The Princeton blood cells decided to join the intergalactic sports league, proving that even in our tiny little college town, we can be as fierce as any alien on a mission to save the galaxy." 🦸‍♂️🚀🩸